So, you want to blend in like a true Cape Codder? Here are 10 insider tips to help you navigate our beloved peninsula like a seasoned local:
Get the Lingo Right:
Forget saying "in Cape Cod" – it's always "on Cape Cod." Show your insider status by using the correct preposition.
Village Etiquette:
When mentioning one of our charming "Port" villages, remember to include a space between the village name and "Port." For example, it's Harwich Port, not Harwichport.
Rotary Rules:
Approaching one of our iconic rotaries? Always yield to cars already in the rotary – it's a golden rule of Cape Cod driving.
Sports Allegiance:
This is Red Sox Country through and through. Leave the Yankees gear at home if you want to avoid some playful ribbing at local watering holes.
Soda, Not Pop:
Remember, on Cape Cod, it's soda, not pop. Don't confuse your Fourth of July fireworks with your beverage orders!
No Cape Cod Tunnel:
Don't waste your time asking for directions to the Cape Cod Tunnel – it simply doesn't exist!
Beware of Green Heads:
Those blue boxes you see in the marshes? They're not decorations – they're traps for green heads, pesky biting flies that locals know all too well.
Pronunciation Matters:
The town between Orleans and Wellfleet isn't named after deli meat – it's pronounced "East-um." Show off your local knowledge by getting the name right.
North vs. South:
South Dennis might sound like it should be located to the south of Dennis Port, but on Cape Cod, things aren't always what they seem. Just accept it and move on!
Embrace the Clam Bellies:
When it comes to fried clams, locals know that the whole clam – including the bellies – is meant to be enjoyed. Ordering clam strips instead is a dead giveaway that you're not from around here.
By following these insider tips, you'll be blending in like a true Cape Cod local in no time. So, grab your clam basket and your Red Sox cap, and get ready to experience the Cape Cod lifestyle like a pro!
